How to Outlive School - Tee
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This brutally satirical design mimics a cheerful vintage parenting handbook while taking aim at one of America’s darkest realities. The smiling mother, retro colors, and innocent “back-to-school guide” aesthetic create the exact kind of uncomfortable contrast that makes dark humor hit hard. It looks wholesome at first glance, until your brain catches up. 😬
Perfect for:
- Fans of politically incorrect satire
- People who cope with humor
- Lovers of vintage-style parody art
- Anyone whose humor gets them side-eyed in public
Because in some places, school shopping apparently includes tactical gear now.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DigiRonin
- Email: contact@support.digironin.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
How to Outlive School - Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
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